The struggle is real

"extraspecialbitter" (extraspecialbitter) 02/25/2015 at 13:33 • Filed to: OPPOSITELUNCH

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HammerheadFistpunch > extraspecialbitter 02/25/2015 at 13:39

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GhostZ > extraspecialbitter 02/25/2015 at 13:41

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100-calorie servings of greek yogurt is like drinking is like buying a thing of Chicken McNuggets and only eating 3 of them because they're unhealthy, but paying for the whole thing.

davedave1111 > GhostZ 02/25/2015 at 13:44

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100 calories in the yoghurt are Greek. The rest are mostly German calories the Greeks have borrowed.

McMike > extraspecialbitter 02/25/2015 at 13:46

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Ha, I try to get it all off in once piece every morning. So far this month, I'm about 4/25.

505Turbeaux > extraspecialbitter 02/25/2015 at 13:57

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if that was some full calorie yogurt I would have stabbed the shit out of that foil with the spoon and drank it. Alas it is weak sauce

extraspecialbitter > 505Turbeaux 02/25/2015 at 14:01

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What is this magical "full calorie yogurt" of which you speak?

Biased Plies > extraspecialbitter 02/25/2015 at 14:02

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Step 2: stab the foil with the spoon

Step 3: swear as spoon breaks

Step 4: Acquire real yoghurt

extraspecialbitter > McMike 02/25/2015 at 14:03

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We will overcome this. I guarantee it.

CalzoneGolem > extraspecialbitter 02/25/2015 at 14:14

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Yoplait greek is my jam but not this 100 kcal weak sauce.

extraspecialbitter > CalzoneGolem 02/25/2015 at 14:21

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But more importantly, it says blackberry pie . Ergo, I must have it.

CalzoneGolem > extraspecialbitter 02/25/2015 at 14:27

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It's dangerous to go alone!

Take this.

505Turbeaux > extraspecialbitter 02/25/2015 at 14:28

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here is a start. Fuck dat Greek stuff. Mmmm strawberry banana

horspowr1001 > extraspecialbitter 02/25/2015 at 14:30

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It's a hard knock life.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > extraspecialbitter 02/25/2015 at 14:32

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100 Calorie Snack Packs of anything annoy the crap out of me. So do those ridiculous small soda cans. How in the world are these micro portions enough to satisfy anyone? HOW?!

extraspecialbitter > 505Turbeaux 02/25/2015 at 14:40

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I... I've only heard legends...

505Turbeaux > extraspecialbitter 02/25/2015 at 14:41

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hahahaha